Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.

The only people who try to tell you that you can’t do something, are the people who have failed

The word 'archive' seems so reassuring, but I have a lot ofconcern over the longevity of documentary materials.

If you want to find out how strong a company's ethics are, don't listen to what its people say, watch what they do.

We do not mind our not arriving anywhere nearly so much as our not having any company on the way.

I had the conviction that lovemaking fools you. The overpowering emotions it induces make you think you're sharing the same feelings as the other person and that they're imagining the same as you.

The fact is that between the classes there is a vast gulf that precludes all mutual understanding, and makes simultaneous efforts simply impossible.

Your income tends to equal the average income of your five best friends.

Either because I was an athlete or because I was black - probably both - there seemed to be a clear assumption that I wouldn't be up to the work.

The way of the world is to make laws, but follow custom.