Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Then the Warrior realizes that these repeated experiences have but one aim: to teach him what he does not want to learn.

Good science fiction starts with a question "what if...?

Well, the first time I ran into the term religion, people were asking whether you had any. You know, some people had religion and some people didn't have religion

I don't know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.

I was trained from the beginning to work, to save, and to give.

That which you think today becomes that which you are tomorrow.

From first to last, the peak is never passed. Something always fires the light that gets in your eyes.

Too much attention on problems kills our faith in possibilities.

Freedom is something that we got to achieve inside ourselves. Nobody can achieve it outside oneself.

Whoever declares another heretic is himself a devil. Whoever places a relic or artifact above justice, kindness, mercy, or truth is himself a devil and the thing elevated is a work of evil magic.