Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

You cannot be a friend to someone else, if you do not have a friendship with yourself.

I find OOP technically unsound.

He who serves our Führer, Adolf Hitler, serves Germany, and he who serves Germany, serves God.

If I go to places where other people are playing, I often get up and play myself. I just enjoy the sound and feel of playing.

Now go away, or I'll get my friends the Bats to bite you.

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. A child is given to the universe to be educated.

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse.

The teacher should use illustrations for the better teaching of the lesson, and never to fill up time, to amuse the class, or to display his own genius.

You'll find people less threatening if you hear what they're needing rather than what they're thinking about you.

I have a best friend that has been in a relationship for five years, they just broke up and now she is dating one of his best friends and [it] ruined everything. I have dated best friends.