Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Practice kindness all day to everybody and you will realize you’re already in heaven now.

Charity is fortune, avarice is poverty, peace is treasure, and happiness is wealth.

God’s justice in the one, and his goodness in the other, is exercised for evermore, as the everlasting subjects of his reward and punishment.

Of all the lessons my parents taught me, GIVING was the best

History develops, art stands still.

There is a type of writer that can happily bury themselves in the country and dig very deep, but I'm not like that.

And from the first time I picked up a basketball at age eight - I had a lot of difficulty when I first picked up a basketball, because I was a scrub - there were things that I liked about it.

Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph: a beginning, a struggle, and a victory.

What I really like to learn how to do is to build sentences that are equal to mental states.

How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day