Remember how last year there were two more girls than guys and I had to be on the guys' side and dance with all the girls? That was a lot of fun. I love being tall.

Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me.

Oh yeah, just push the knife in further and twist, why doncha?!

I mean, look at us. We're all alone in my bedroom and I'm not feeling any urge to make any kinda move on you. That's a pretty big problem.

Me"? I know a lot of "me's," actually, so which one are you?

Ohh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!! Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie.

I mean, what's better than having the person you love love you? That's pretty exciting. It's pretty amazing, actually. It's like a miracle or something.

Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!! Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!!

Why's it gotta be Ôtani for me? I don't know because I have way too many reasons to choose from! He's the one for me, that's all. He just is.

Does it seem like I'm out of it? No you seemed like you were in total control as you fell down the stairs.

One thing is clear: The Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens would pay nearly half of everything they earn to the government.

Sorrow has a great refining influence on our sacred souls.

Love is the most potent drug used to seduce anyone.

It's possible to save oneself from Satan, Father Francis, but from men—never!

The worse my drawings were, the more beautiful did the originals appear.

When you get some success, you want more. When you get one mountain climbed, you want to climb the next one.

Before a negotiation can proceed and be completed, what is outside the scope of negotiation needs to be agreed.

You have to understand not just what your customers need, but how and where they prefer to access information.

You're only a victim once. The next time you're an accomplice.

One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job.