Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.

I'm even flattered! It's what success is like. I'm happy I seem unreal to them, it means I'm doing a good job.

My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.

Too many questions can cripple imagination, for how can you apply logical questions to something that is not real?

Life can be frustrating sometimes. Take a nap, exercise, meditate or do whatever it takes to 'reboot' your thinking. Happiness is just a thought away!

Bill Gates' Success Factors for Microsoft 1. Long-term Approach 2. Passion for Products and Technology 3. Teamwork 4. Results 5. Customer Feedback 6. Individual Excellence

When you go to the Opry for a show or hear it on the radio, you get the whole circle of country music.

One does not travel by plane. One is merely sent, like a parcel.

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

You want to know what I truly look like? I'll help you out. Find yourself a mirror while I continue.

Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always have a sense of humour.

The major networks, the cable networks, they're being prosecutors. They're judges and jurors and executioners. Well, c'mon, that's ridiculous. But they're doing it.

Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire.