Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

If you haven’t though about quitting even once when working on your business, that business is not your real passion.

Sufferings lead a man to his soul.

In India we celebrate the commonality of major differences

Your window square a yellow kite, and the Moon a white balloon

Never cut what you can untie.

The sovereign state has in our times become a lethal danger to human civilization because technical developments enable it to employ an infinite number and variety of means of destruction.

My definition of utter waste is a coachload of lawyers going over a cliff, with three empty seats.

I want to be completely honest, I have to say that I love the intimacy of the camera.

I am out to introduce a psychic shock into my painting, one that is always motivated by pictorial reasoning: that is to say, a fourth dimension.

There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.