Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

The public seldom forgive twice.

The information highway will transform our culture as dramatically as Gutenberg's press did the Middle Ages.

For the past fourteen years, it's been my job to push past my boundaries and do things I never thought I could do, which is why it's been such a fulfilling career.

There might be many similarities between Erdogan and Putin. We can see that in the current developments, unfortunately. But Viktor Orban seriously does not fit in that list.

There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit.

A religious person is a desireless person.

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

My teachers could easily have ridden with Jesse James for all the time they stole from me.

If you want to have a society where people are respected and respect laws, you can't have somebody at the top who demeans every group that he talks about.