Remember that just the moment you say, "I give up," someone else seeing the same situation is saying, "My, what a great opportunity."

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

When you can’t change the direction of the wind — adjust your sails

Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion

Every person that you meet knows something you don't; learn from them.

Life is slippery. Here, take my hand.

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure.

Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness.

Plough your fields, cast your seeds, the rains will come when they please.

Music is the language of love, nature, and eternity.

There is only one thing in this world shittier than biting it from cancer when you're sixteen, and that's having a kid who bites it from cancer.

Some men pray only when the world is dark, as owls hoot at night.

The Harley's got a little too much torque when it comes to jumping.

What Africa needs to do is to grow, to grow out of debt.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

I don't speak fluent bumpkin.

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