Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?

Do you know what punishments I've endured for my crimes, my sins? None. I am proof of the absurdity of men's most treasured abstractions. A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence.

..because the only kind of love I have to offer is stupid and blind and so deep and powerful that I feel like I'm cracking just to hold it in.

Moments of beauty sustain us through hours of ugliness.

If you worry about what everyone is trying to do, you become a spectator and not a player.

Put on some armor. Just remember what's armor and what's you, so when it's time to take it off, you can.

If you looked busy, you could get away with almost anything.

What people value in their books—and thus what they count as literature—really tells you more about them than it does about the book.

You don't need to like reality, only be strong enough to face it

Delusional people tend to believe in what they're doing.

Life is empty. Life is worthless. When we take a life, we aren't taking anything of value.- Durzo Blint

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.

Money will not purchase happiness for the man who has no concept of what he wants.

And one day our grandkids will ask us, 'What was it like to be a minority?'

The best American is one who considers themselves as a citizen of the world.

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

Surface cures are not going to get rid of the torment that's inside.

The simplest way to be happy is to do good.

I can see myself as a very old man in a terrific wheelchair. Only, I won't be photographing the tree outside my window, the way Steichen did. I'll be photographing other old people.

I realized that there was a thrilling undiscovered country to be explored in the mechanisms of the mammalian nervous system. Through it, one might approach the mystery of the mind.

My home office and workshop are on an overlook on the only deep river gorge on the entire length of the Mississippi River.