Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Love" is a brilliant defying logic that thrives on human weaknesses!

A writer's job is done once the lines touch reader's forbidden chords.

Peace is not an absence of war it is a virtue a state of mind a disposition for benevolence confidence justice.

If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it for the reptile from whom it has been fabricated.

The value of liberty was thus enhanced in our estimation by the difficulty of its attainment, and the worth of characters appreciated by the trial of adversity.

I believe men and women are the same and that women should be given an equal chance to serve God with men.

But whenever history is in the making, there's some kind of intangible feeling.

The beauty is that we can blur film and TV a little bit more.

I try not to lie to people - the only way to control the way you're perceived is to tell the truth.

I don't think I would have become President if it were not for my school music program.