Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Do not dwell on past failures or it will ruin your future.

The pinnacle of human consciousness must be the rejection of unhealthy competition, war and violence.

Communication must be HOT: honest, open, and two-way.

Success isn't about the end result, it's about what you learn along the way.

The devil considers all misplaced trust as devil worship, for he hides himself in its shadows.

Holiness is the architectural plan upon which God buildeth up His living temple.

Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position.

Once I learned to read, I could not imagine my life otherwise.

Save the stonewall to build the levees.

I love Frank Capra. He believed in the goodness of people and one man's ability to fight and often triumph.