Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Our relationship with the world can only be better when we know ourselves well!

Those things that inspire, enthuse, and compel you should consume your life.

One who, while seeking happiness, oppresses with violence other living beings who also desire happinesss, will not find happiness hereafter.

I gathered up my sorrows and I sold them all for gold. And I gathered up the gold, and I threw it all away.

I'm just an old maid with an attraction to men.

It takes strength to show vulnerability.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

There are people have grown up with implicit trust. Law enforcement, you name it. It's all gone. There's doubt about everything now. And this is not accidental.

The deeps are cold: In that darkness camaraderie does not hold: Nothing touches but, clutching, devours.

What I'm most excited about is that there's an openness to a shift, and I do think that there's a shift happening.