Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Future strong is filled with disruptive heroes. Are you one?

Hearts break along the same lines they broke before, I find, and they hurt no less in the rebreaking.

For, once there's a death, one doesn't like to think there's been harsh words spoken and no chance of taking them back.

I always shoot for the moon in my work, so that I'm happy when I land on the roof.

A home birth is about being able to create exactly what you want, because it's such a violent moment inside of the body that you want everything else to be as beautiful as it can be.

A flower is relatively small... Still in a way-nobody sees a flower-so I said to myself-I'll paint it big.

There's one thing my old man taught me and it's the best thing he taught me. It wasn't education at college or university – it was commonsense.

I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.

Find out the reason that commands you to write; see whether it has spread its roots into the very depth of your heart; confess to yourself you would have to die if you were forbidden to write.

My position on how to address the Confederate flag is clear. In Florida, we acted, moving the flag from the state grounds to a museum, where it belonged.