Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

One must run his life and set himself apart to do that which he was born to do.

For in the long run, either through a lie, or through truth, people were bound to give themselves away.

A fly rod extends a fly fisher's being as surely as do imagination, empathy or prayer.

When God is a father, he is said to be elsewhere. When God is a mother, she is said to be everywhere.

Consciousness is the perception of what passes in man's own mind.

If they had wanted to punish me, they should have kept me in a communal apartment. Then I would have become a wreck.

Nothing I did where the only reason for doing it was the money was ever worth it, except as bitter experience.

The students were staring at her in the manner of those who have heard of the species 'female' but have never expected to get this close to one.

This was a time frame when dance music and clubs were having a real impact on culture, and it had an impact on me.

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this government: I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.