Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Victory does not come to cowardsit comes to the brave ones.

To live in love is my life’s purpose.

Sooner or later even the fastest runners have to stand and fight.

I love roles where I have to transform myself.

Girls only say I hate you to the guys that they love

So it's 1976 and we're still riding on our past success. I mean I've gone on like that for I don't know how long.

I do dig the White Stripes. I like the record they have out now.

Repetition may not entertain, but it teaches.

you plan to fail if you fail to plan

One does not get to know that one exists until one rediscovers oneself in others.