Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile.

As I grew older and when I became wiser, I realized that not only are we made of molecules, we are also governed and ruled by them. We are just molecular slaves in this vast limitless creation.

The page we have in our colouring book may appear to have a similar outline but we all vary in the way we fill in the space. Diversity keeps us interesting.Celebrate your differences.

God's hand never slips. He never makes a mistake. His every move is for our own good and for our ultimate good.

You must strike in measure, when there are many to strike on one Anvile.

The earth has everything for all human needs, but nothing for his greed.

Nature has become something new. It is ours now, truly. And if our creation devours us, how poetic will that be?

Those who desire only the good pleasure of God abide in peace even in the midst of failure, for God has not told us that He requires success of us.

All political and religious systems have their root and their strength in the innate conservatism of the human mind, and its intense fear of autonomy.