Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I don't want tobecause boysdon't write poetry.Girls do.

I would like to thank the people who've brought me those dark moments, when I felt most wounded, betrayed. You have been my greatest teachers.

me ... no me .. gone is gone, and i'm gone .. alone is alone .. it's so bad to feel alone, but i'm alone .. me, no more .. no more exist, but i don't exist, not anymore ! Good morning

The Quality of Love or Fear you Carry into each Moment determines which Road you Travel.

Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

The vivacity that augments with years is not far from folly.

There's such a fierce intense fire burning inside of me, so much that it just wants to explode.

People like to let loose at rock concerts and it gives them an excuse to do it in a way that is not destructive to others and not really destructive to the band.

Illusion is no longer possible, because the real is no longer possible.

Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.