Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Successful leaders leaders lead with passion and compassion.

Let love make your spirit grow.

I have grown used to the fact that public repentance is the most unacceptable option for the modern politician.

I'm not Michelangelo but I would like to be that. I'll never be him but I'm trying to strive to do that in my work.

I also think when it comes to delivering on Brexit, we need someone with a passion but also the mastery of the detail.

Virtue by premeditation isn't worth much.

I’m willing to look my own nightmare on film, but if it endangers my life, then I’m willing to put my life before movies.

I don't think I really understand girls now.

Reporters are like puppets. They simply respond to the pull of the most powerful strings.

Dealing with a simple burglary can require 1000 process steps and 70 forms to be completed as a case goes through the Criminal Justice System. That can't be right.