Republican Congressman Pete Hoekstra has charged the Bush administration with keeping programs secret from Congress. Somehow no one from Congress reads the New York Times, I guess.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Love and peace are not just words, they are a way of life. And in an honest living, love will always conquer.

At the sight of a good book, you just can't walk away but to claim and read it.

We will take a few moments and make fun of religious people, and we do this in love. No, we do, because we love to make fun of religious people.

Vaughn is talking about the heat, and his voice is so excited that it breaks into whispers at times. He loves his madness the way a bird loves the sky.

One marvel of a day he had walked so far that when he returned the moon was high and full and all the world was purple shadow and silver.

Lay ye down the golden chain From Heaven, and pull at its inferior links Both Goddesses and Gods.

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train!

Realistically, I shouldn't be able to turn a doorknob without having some discomfort.

How old are you?” – Nick “That many zeros and you just get tired of counting.” – Caleb

Just knows, and knows no more, her Bible true,- A truth the brilliant Frenchman never knew.