Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Sometimes the best way out of darkness is into it.

I want to get out of here means I want to be innocent.

Clearly, his winks were some sort of superpower, because I swear that if he asked me to jump from the roof of a tall building and then winked, I’d jump.

That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much.

Chicago's such a great city because it's got so many different brilliantly architecturally looking buildings, and you can really modify that city.

I remember so vividly the first song I ever wrote. It was called 'Different People.'

To me physical beauty is not the issue, vibrational beauty is and the most beautiful people I meet are those who are radiating the love and wisdom of the Divine force that breathes them.

Thanks to my effort in the last 40 years, there has been more paper and film wasted.

Do not be afraid of errors. There are no errors.

The fears you don't face imprison you.