Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Writers are always anxious, always on the run--from the telephone, from responsibilities, from the distractions of the world.

It is very humbling to see my own character defects in someone who annoys me. At the end of the day, I realize they have actually prompted positive change in me.

However much you possess there's someone else who has more, and you'll be fancying yourself to be short of things you need to exact extent to which you lag behind him.

The atmosphere at my school was very competitive. Young girls were competing with each other every day for status, for leadership, for the affection of the teachers. I hated it.

Ah, we men and women are like ropes drawn tight with strain that pull us in different directions.

Life is about change, it never stops, it's moving and it's moving this human body inexorably towards its demise.

I feel like you don't have to go through jail, that's not part of bein' a man.

When we trust God, He can make the ordinary extraordinary!

The state of marriage is one that requires more virtue and constancy than any other; it is a perpetual exercise in mortification.

The power of art is not in communication but effect; what it does, not what it relates.