Republicans have not won the state of Pennsylvania and look what you have. You're companies are all gone. Your jobs are all gone. You haven't won the state of Pennsylvania in 28 years.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Girls you've gotta know when it's time to turn the page.

Music and the music business are two different things.

The only person who can, with impunity, make the movie he wants to make, has got to be Steven Spielberg.

Now in reality, the world has paid too great a compliment to critics, and has imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are.

What I do is try to stay away from the hot subjects.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

The surest way of being considered eccentric is just to be yourself. So few of us have the nerve.

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.

Nothing like a challenging kill.

Time is the mercy of Eternity; without Time's swiftness Which is the swiftest of all things, all were eternal torment.