Resolution, like responsibility, is a product of ownership, and kids can't resolve a conflict until they figure out how they contributed to it.

I’ve always believed writing ads is the second most profitable form of writing. The first is ransom notes…

Sometimes things happen in our lives that wake us up to the truth, about how short life is. It’s then we wonder why we spent so much wasted time looking too far into the future.

You just have to get one misstep - that's an easy way to fall into caricature. Bad caricature.

When women stops blushing, she has lost the most powerful weapon of charm.

Since we are mortal, friendships are best kept to a moderate level, rather than sharing the very depths of our souls.

A lot of players in Europe aren't as tall as the other guys, so they have to be stocky to physically compete.

I prefer a kiss that is so much more than just a tongue in your mouth.

Dear young people, do not give up your dreams of a more just world!

A successful artist is inspired by his muse, and his muse is inspired by the payment of a commission.

The assertion that men are objectively equal is so absurd that it does not even merit being refuted.