Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Focusing on the past is only a barricade to the future. Once you overcome that barricade, the possibilities are endless.

Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.

I would like it to be a legal requirement for all businesses to be linked to a charity.

The kingdom of God is a crash-bang opera: the king is dramatic, demanding, and unavoidable.

She supposed they were imperfections, those marks, but they didn't feel that way to her; they were a history, cut into his body: the map of a life of endless war.

Trump's inability to control his own emotions is standing between himself and the presidency.

As a young teenager I looked desperately for things to read that might excuse me or assure me I wasn't the only one, that might confirm an identity I was unhappily piecing together

Spare the child and spoil the rod, I am not sellin' myself to god.

When you come in the building with your guns don't take them off.