Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

When the uncertain future becomes the past, the past in turn becomes uncertain.

Don't let others You get involved in their Problems, but let them involved into Your Peaceful Mind.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.

We have a man [Donald Trump] who judges people based on their performance regardless of your gender, race, your ethnic or religious background.

Painting is another form of thinking.

I have a normal life and I have this glamorous life, but to me it's two different things.

The way Kathy Lee needs Regis, that's the way I need Jesus.

Only do acting, if you don't want to do anything else. And know that it's a tough journey with a lot of rejection along the way. You have to have a lot of self-belief.

There's a common saying that everybody deep at heart loves their mother, except sometimes we decide our actual mothers don't measure up. And so we look for a replacement.

Playing the good guy is tough because you know as well as I do, in real life, you have to watch your P's and Q's and conduct yourself in a respectable manner if you expect to have friends.