Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

There’s beggary in the love that can be reckoned. (Anthony & Cleopatra - Shakespeare.

The only one is a hero - who builds bridges between cultures

I think elegance is always going to be there.

If I could rest anywhere, it would be in Arkansas, where the men are of the real half-horse, half-alligator breed such as grows nowhere else on the face of the universal earth.

I never met Mahatma Gandhi, but, I think everyone felt they knew him even if they hadn't met him.

The nicest notes I've received from readers are those that tell me I've gotten them back into reading for entertainment. For me, there is no greater compliment.

Be cautious, but not too cautious; do not be too much afraid of making a mistake; a man who never makes a mistake will make nothing.

A second way that oppressed people sometimes deal with oppression is to resort to physical violence and corroding hatred.

In fact, I'm softer than I've ever been, including that unfortunate semester in high school when I simultaneously discovered Krispy Kreme and pot.

A lot of people can forget about you in Los Angeles.