Retirement must be wonderful. I mean you can suck in your stomach for only so long.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

God is able to turn your vision into reality

If you were a bird, and lived on high, You'd lean on the wind when the wind came by, You'd say to the wind when it took you away:"That's where I wanted to go today!

When someone is crying and her heart is torn, Be an angel of kindness and help her to carry on.

As I prefer to see it, there has never been an epic love story that involved significant amounts of self-control.

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.

Do remember: your sexiness is about how you feel, not how you look.

GIVE ME YOUR REASON TO BELIeVE

I don't like war. I particularly don't like the celebration of war, which I think the administration is a little bit guilty of.

Donald Trump is the one who said if somebody really wants an arms race, we'll drown him.

A friend is someone you can call at any hour to laugh or cry or complain.