Retribution is a dog chasing its tail.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.

There is only one misery . . . not to be saints.

We should live deeply and with delight for those who were cheated of life's gift.

God has given us all different abilities and gifts, so that through them we can bring God’s love and His presence into the land where we are called

Unfortunately, people are re-interpreting the Constitution as a living document, and it's not. It's a solid-based document and it shouldn't be played with.

Corruption is simply crime without conscience.

A TV show is an open universe, whereas a film is more of a closed universe. No disrespect to movies, there's just a lot of artifice in closing out emotional storylines after 90 minutes.

Tomorrow never comes.

We are borrowing $40,000 per second.

Never give other people another reason to ignore other animals. That's what we do when we come across as being so much better than the next guy or gal.