Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify.

I'm a very modest person.

Only strong natures can really be sweet ones; those that seem sweet are in general only weak, and may easily turn sour.

Furthermore, when there is cheating, the cheating needs to be called. And I see that the administration has become much more aggressive on that front [of retraining people who get displaced].

Most good fiction also has a character the writer seems to know more deeply than anyone can actually be known in life, but a few unusual writers can make something great without that.

Bilingualism for the individual is fine, but not for a country.

What a liberal really wants is to bring about change that will not in any way endanger his position.

I would far rather feel remorse than know how to define it.

Winter's not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way.