Reusable rockets promise much easier testing because you should usually get them back, and you can debug as you go rather than having to get everything perfect the first time.

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.

MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.

C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.

Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.

A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.

Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.

If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.

Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.

Your level of consciousness defines the beauty of your life and destiny.

God loves us mucho, so much that He desires more, much more for us.

You love me?” … “Yes. More than life.

I didn't get into fighting for the money. I didn't want to be famous. I just want to fight.

I figured if Allah had wanted us up that early, He wouldn't have invented noon.

Simplicity is the first cousin of contentment.

Solitude is essentially the discovery and acceptance of our uniqueness.

Some people get divorced, they leave the person for a couple of years, then they remarry. Relationships are very, very strange.

Seeking happiness, I passed many travelers headed in the opposite direction, seeking happiness.

The traits in career politicians the public detests most are produced when ego triumphs over principle.