Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

Colder by the hour, more dead with every breath.

Not all days are same... Not all people remains same... Time and Ego shall deemed guilty for the same....

Yeah, but will it hurt?”’ I asked.“This is science, Zach, ” Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered the lens to my eye. “Of course it will hurt.

Faith is a state of openness or trust.

I want to shift my career back to shows like The Knick. I prefer the classic drama structure.

One thing I am certain of is that, if I have done anything good in music, it was, first, because of my father, and second, because of my wife

There are two wrong reactions to a rejection slip: deciding it's a final judgment on your story and/or talent, and deciding it's no judgment on your story and/or talent.

Blacks Bought A Lot Of Propaganda On The Liberal Plantation.

I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.

the earth is not my home, I'm just passing by