Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.

Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you, " and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?Sure thing, Pastor.

You don't understand the power of loss when it first hits you like a baseball coming fast from an out-of-control pitcher....It's the third day after an injury when the pain really starts to throb.

a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.

You think all teenagers care about are musicians and movie stars?Spend some time in Wisconsin.We'll blow your socks off.

if the count of monte cristo could escape the chateau d'if, william smithback could escape from river oaks

With prayer of thanks, I wait in patient for God to act.

The reason we're governing right now is because we defeated moderate Republicans with moderate Democrats. And people need to be patient about that and realize that compromise is not evil.

There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.

Never burn your bridges till you come to them.

We would like to believe that we are not in the business of surviving but in being good, and we do not like to admit to ourselves that we are good in order to survive.

I hate war... for the dictatorships it puts in the place of democracies, and for the starvation that stalks after it.

Get what start the sinner may, Retribution, for all her lame leg, never quits his track.

Kids always need a role model. I let them know you can do it, too, if you really want to.

Whose leadership, whose judgment, whose values do you want in the White House when that lands like a thud on the oval office desk?