Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Negative self-talk and negative affirmation can keep you anchored in old thought patterns and identities.

Discipline is when we postpone the pleasure of today for the benefit of tomorrow.

When a government betrays the people by amassing too much power and becoming tyrannical, the people have no choice but to exercise their original right of self-defense — to fight the government.

The most consistent musical experience I had growing up was church music.

I believe that Jews and Arabs can live together. It's not an easy thing but I believe we can reach an agreement.

Offense is not equal opportunity

When using dialect, use it lightly. A dialect word here and there is enough. All you want to do is suggest. Never let it call attention to itself.

The best thing that could happen for the president Donald Trump, and the country, is a full and credible investigation.

The brain is closer to the skull.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought