Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup!

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often.

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

You gotta believe you can accomplish anything, and those who believe that they can accomplish anything, most likely will.

And worse I may be yet: the worst is notSo long as we can say 'This is the worst.

Sometimes justice is better served by those who have experienced the pain

It's so nice to learn how people react to my words.

There will never be another like the other. A mother remains like no other... the same with friends and foes. Nothing replaces the other.

I like people who try to do big things.

Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past.

you can die of the wrong thought as quick as of a bullet.

Suppose we suddenly wake up and see that what we thought to be this and that, ain't this and that at all?

You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife with child.

I didn't win prom king. By that point, I'd quit sports except for soccer, so I was really just a theater guy. I totally lost to the captain of the football team.