Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Grateful people are happy people. The more things you are grateful for, the happier you will be.

Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough.

To be modest in speaking truth is hypocrisy. TM-ST-95

You cannot give what you don't have

German civility, which often seems stiff to us, shows an attentive and touching respect for the person that I often prefer to our offhandedness.

Be not swept off your feet by the vividness of the impression, but say, "Impression, wait for me a little. Let me see what you are and what you represent. Let me try you."

Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.

I look upon air-power for destruction as a terrible crime against humanity.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

It's quite a job, so to speak, when you can really be with your child for 21 out of 24 hours.