Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

You do it best, when you put your true color in it.

The environment has fallen to the wayside in politics.

Give people permission to be who they are and they will love, thank, and respect you forever.

I've never been to a race car race before.

Anybody can be nobody; but it takes a man to be somebody.

Oh what people of God we ought to be; and grace can make us so!

Most black leaders, whether left, right or center, from Frederick Douglas and Martin Delaney on in the middle of the 19th century have not even wondered about the merits of the capitalist system.

My words are easy to understand and easy to perform, Yet no man under heaven knows them or practices them.

I didn't know [director] Aaron Woodley at all, but I knew I wanted to be a part of [ The Entitled ].

There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good fellowship in thee.