Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

He got a lovely pair of trainers given off his mum for Christmas, best pair he ever had, but it was the nylon laces that he couldn’t take his eyes off. They found him hanging in his cell!

You never know what'll happen in politics.

Human life is held in much higher esteem, and the taking of it, whether in private quarrel or by judicial procedure, is looked upon much more seriously than it was formerly.

It is not conflict of opinions that has made history so violent but conflict of belief in opinions, that is to say conflict of convictions.

That's important when you are running an organization so that the people who work with you know what you believe in and know those beliefs won't change.

You know what I did after I wrote my first novel? I shut up and wrote twenty-three more.

your not alone, Tally. Don't pretend you are

Don't prepare. Begin. Our enemy is not lack of preparation. The enemy is resistance, our chattering brain producing excuses. Start before you are ready.

I am very interested in asking questions, and I am very interested in being involved in shows that ask people to think and feel.

If there is an error of human judgment, I am the human.