Rich and famous is not bad, but poor and famous sucks.

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and I chewed as fast as I could.

I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.

Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.

I didn't get into entertainment until I was like 31. I didn't star in a movie until I was 46.

Well, there's nothing strange about Americans as a whole. But, Angelinos are different!

Never buy a stock immediately after a substantial rise or sell one immediately after a substantial drop.

Your patient has become humble; have you drawn his attention to the fact? All virtues are less formidable to us once the man is aware that he has them, but this is specially true of humility.

Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.

We pay a heavy price for our fear of failure.

Ill gotten gains will be ill spent.

I am basically very private, and I'm really nervous about doing publicity.

Don't grieve for what doesn't come. Some things that don't happen keep disasters from happening.

Let us say what we feel, and feel what we say; let speech harmonize with life.

I'm the kind of guy who really likes a challenge. It's more rewarding.

Fortune sides with he who dares