Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here. Do the couples perceive that irony?

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Go relentlessly in the direction of your ultimate purpose of life and that which makes you happy.

For a knowledge of intimacy, localization in the spaces of our intimacy is more urgent than determination of dates.

The difference between a positive attitude and a negative attitude can be measured by its level of energy, both inwardly and outwardly.

The amazing fact is that America is founded on a document. It's a work in progress. It can be tested by each generation.

There have been great champions in every generation.

It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions.

Geopolitical interests are behind the so-called war on drugs and terrorism.

We must turn to nature itself, to the observations of the body in health and in disease to learn the truth.

Music can act upon our senses to produce or induce feelings of reverence, humility, fervor, assurance, or other feelings attuned to the spirit of worship.