Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M's

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

If only we could crawl inside our dreams and live there. Why can't I live inside my dream?

People do not want more noise in their social media streams. They want entertainment, uplifting conversations, and products that last. Most importantly, they want to be taken seriously.

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance one cannot fly into flying.

You have to be confident, if you're not confident you might as well go home.

Keep calm and pass me the ball.

I went to great schools. Wharton School, a lot of great places.

My people are Americans. My time is today.

And with joy you realize for the first time "Thinking's just like not thinking — So I don't have to think any more".

It's a small world, but we all run in big circles.

I certainly identify myself as a feminist.