Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings... I simply remember I have a boyfriend and suddenly things don't seem quite so completely shit.

We looked up to our father. He still is much greater than us.

I don't watch the news, I don't care about politics, I don't care about other sports.

C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.

The serialization through the Internet or through digital portals, means of ways of communicating, and I think that's great.

A life's work should be based on love.

In the mind of the beginner, there are many possibilities. In the mind of the expert there are few.

I enjoy writing dialogue; it comes naturally to me.

People die and people cry people want me dead.