Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

No! Wait! I've got a better idea...""Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.""And your point is...""Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.

Live The Life That You Love

I see entrepreneurship, like many other activities, as a type of mission. A mission by which we can provide better life chances and quality for both our current and future generations.

Only your mind can produce fear.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

For in self-giving, if anywhere, we touch a rhythm not only of all creation but of all being.

Baby I'll never forget none of that. Girl I told you I was comin back.

Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

God can take the good, bad and the bitter and create a masterpiece called your destiny.