Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Our concern for victims is the secular mask of Christian love.

Nowadays, it's hard to find the best horror and to be interesting and to be afraid of it!

He was one of those characters who felt that a weak handshake could somehow damage his authority, which meant that every handshake had to bloody hurt.

Once you begin to fall off the track and believe you breathe different air to everyone else, you're doomed; you're finished.

I've tried a lot of things in the off-season, but the only thing I really know is baseball.

By honoring your words you are honored in this world.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

Sometimes when you're just thrown into something, you are more ready for it than when you have time to think it over and get nervous about it.

The American Dream has always focused on building a better life for yourself and your family, striving for success, and even fleeing from religious prosecution.

The enduring life is the one that begins once we awaken from this world. And it is in that awakening that we realize... It was only a dream