Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

For those who were born lovers, falling in love is not neither an option nor a decision. it is a matter of existence.

The only trust required is to know that when there is one ending there will be another beginning.

I'm actually all in favor of freeing the entrepreneurial spirit - but it turns out, interestingly, that you actually need very strict regulations to free the entrepreneurial spirit.

Serve others. The failing recipe for happiness and success is to want the good of others.

The feminine in the man is the sugar in the whisky. The masculine in the woman is the yeast in the bread. Without these ingredients the result is flat, without tang or flavor.

Hopefully, we can build bridges, but we also have to draw lines.

Anyone who reads a book with a sense of obligation does not understand the art of reading.

There are no uncontaminated angels

When the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act, Sarah Palin tweeted, 'Obama lies; freedom dies.' She's referring, I guess, to the freedom to go without health care when you're sick.

To give up your individuality is to annihilate yourself.