...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me.""You don't know that.""Yeah, you're right, " Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

Comfort is key. I need to make sure the cleat first my foot perfectly. Weight is important, too.

Possessiveness isn’t love. I’m not even sure it qualifies as an emotion.

I was an avid swimmer and was state champ at age 12.

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.

In this horror of solitude, this need to lose his ego in exterior flesh, which man calls grandly the need for love.

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Don't just let your business or your job make something for you; let it make something of you.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

At one point, Lucille's agent wanted to have me fired, telling her that my eyes were bigger than hers. When I head this, I told her that if I had her looks and talent, I'd keep me and fire the agent!