Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!

I know not what it is about you that makes me go crazy but I do know that the radiance in your eyes is more dazzling than that in all the diamonds of this world!

Sometimes, things need to change, because there just isn't any way for them to stay the same.

Wisdom supersedes knowledge in all venues outside of perhaps "presence".

A seminary professor I once knew told his students, “Never preach about hell without tears in your eyes.

Just because you can, doesn't necessarily mean that you should!

Be true to your love to be true to yourself.

Sadness is a state of sin.

Stupidity is an attempt to iron out all differences, and not to use them or value them creatively.

The egoism which enters into our theories does not affect their sincerity; rather, the more our egoism is satisfied, the more robust is our belief.

It is the mind that makes us rich and happy, in what condition soever we are, and money signifies no more to it than it does to the gods.