Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.

When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

That's why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, 'Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,' I tell them they don't need nothing. All you need is some great idea and go shoot it.

I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

As individuals they were each of them fallible, discordant as notes without harmony. But as a band they were something more, something perfect in its own intangible way

I did wonder if there really was such a person as Aslan: but then sometimes I wondered if there were really people like you. Yet there you are.

Never tell a depressed person to “Cheer up.” Unless you want them to tell you to “Shut up.

A politician must have some scruples, a certain decency; he cannot smear himself in the mud for the sake of a high ideal.

The celebrated painter Gainsborough got as much pleasure from seeing violins as from hearing them.

The idea that the United States is going to win the war in Iraq is just plain wrong.

Being able to tell one from start to finish, and making that puzzle come together at the end. That's the art for me.

I don’t even think of myself as a quote, unquote star - that’s really douchey. I think of myself as just like . . . a dance commander.

Every good thing depends on getting and keeping the power of the Holy Ghost in our lives. Everything depends on that.

The difference between acting badly or brilliantly is not based on your ability, but on the state of your mind and/or body in any given moment.