Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

A smile is the universal welcome.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

The worst enemy of human hope is not brute facts, but men of brains who will not face them.

The real guarantee of freedom is an equilibrium of social forces in conflict, not the triumph of any one force.

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke

A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything.

Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.

In a democracy the opposition is not only tolerated as constitutional but must be maintained because it is indispensable.

Before we can know God and understand his great plan it is first necessary for us to believe that he exists and that he rewards all who diligently seek him.

I always just loved to laugh. I always just loved it as a kid.

Wind is a plant's only chance to make music.

To follow Jesus means to share his merciful love for every human being.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going.

From my point of view, compatibilism is a little like saying: a puppet is free so long as it loves its strings.

It is a pledge that senility has not the last say in everything.