Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

You have to learn when it’s best to delegate those hard physical jobs to others while you tackle the heavy thinking.

You can't sweeten the well by painting the pump.

A change of fortune hurts a wise man no more than a change of the moon.

Money, says the proverb, makes money. When you have got a little, it is often easy to get more.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, "Man Gets Married!"

Civil disobedience becomes a sacred duty when the state has become lawless or corrupt. And a citizen who barters with such a state shares in its corruption and lawlessness.

It is only partly true that religion does more harm than good in society. The community makes God into the image it wants, vengeful, or milky sweet, or scrupulously just, and so on.

Those who are blessed with the most talent don't necessarily outperform everyone else. It's the people with follow-through who excel.

If you can be mentally stimulated by the workout and find out how to get through it, it's more fun.

I don't want to die leaving the world as it is right now.